... but we took this today, and it occurred to me you might be interested, oh wonderful readers of the Blog That Shall Not Be Named.
I give you the Scourge of the Sentient Universe:
Do not be fooled! She may be all sunshine and unicorn farts NOW, but just WAIT till she can read *shiver* or DRIVE *shudder* or TRAVEL INDEPENDENTLY *faint*
Don't say I didn't warn you!